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Today I wake early, because training was 30 minutes before. We played against 12, 13, maybe 14 year olds. The game was so, so, but it was harder than last saturday. The coach told them to play harder and they played with more confidence. (We played the U-17 National Team again today)

Steve: He did the Math and he realized he was more than twice as old as some of the kids he played against.

Sequence game one goes to Steve and Jed.

Gino is my room mate. He watches all the time spanish soap operas. He talk about it and I cannot understand because I never have seen it. Gino is fat, haha.

Robbie: Yeah, the soap operas are about spanish soccer players.
Guille: I don't know why he watches, maybe he get bored with me.
Robbie: What is your favorite show?
Guille: Super power woman's.
Jed, Robbie, and Steve: What is super power woman's?
Guille: It is cartoons for woman's.
Jed, Robbie, and Steve: Whatttttt? (All said with a look of bewilderment)
Robbie: Steve and I only watch Batman and X-men.
Guille: I have a favorite show where I only can see other soccer teams in the MLS. To know the other teams we play.
Steve: That is why he is always on
Jed: What do you spend your time doing then?
Guille: I spend my time reading or checking in the history of the world.
Steve: What is your favorite music to listen to while playing sequence?
Guille: Enya or Braveheart.
Robbie: What is your favorite thing about pre-season?
Guille: Seeing the snow. I prefer to see the snow in Columbus and Robbie Rogers.
Robbie: He comes to our room every night to play sequence.
Steve: We cannot get him outta here.

Sequence game two goes to Robbie and Guille.

Crap Sequence game three goes to Guille and Robbie. 2-1 in games, first team to get to 3 wins. Right now it is 2-1 also in best to 3 games to Steve and Jed.

Steve: What do you miss about your family?
Guille: The kids.
Steve: Why? They are wild and crazy.
Guille: Yeah I know, but I love them.
Robbie: I miss wrestling and fighting with the boys in the house.
Steve: I am going to kick the crap out of Nico this year (Guille's son).

Steve: Tell Jed about what we did last night.
Guille: Last night Gino got afraid, because me and my gang (Steve and Robbie), put the coins on Gino's window and go tack tack tack.
Steve: We went penny tapping on his window, haha.

Sequence game 3 goes to Robbie and Guille. Now we are tied 2-2 in games to 3.

Jed: Guille what is your most embarrassing story?
Robbie: I got one for him. We scared him in Argentina and I never have seen someone so scared. This dude screamed, jumped, and did super ninja kicks.
Guille: I no say nothing, I only jump.
Steve: It was pitch black and he put his kids to sleep and the whole time we talked about how dangerous it was in Argentina for people due to kidnappings. So, during the middle of the night we dressed in black and ran up on Guille at the "right time" after he put the kids to bed, acting like kidnappers. Mean? maybe a little. But, he freaked out, it was so funny.
Guille: No, I thought I get the animals out of the house, because one time I found a cat in my house.
Steve: Yeah right, you thought I was a freakin' beast.
Jed: You didn't think they were kidnappers?
Guille: No, I not too worried about kidnappers even it happens a lot.

Jed: Guille what is your favorite memory in soccer?
Guille: When we got the championship in LA, for MLS.
Jed, Robbie, and Steve: No, we mean ever, come on.
Guille: I cannot choose only one, because there are a lot of games that are very important for me. I do not know the best, but I do know the worst. When I played with the National Team I did not play very well.
Robbie: Why? Were you nervous?
Guille: I don't know. Because when I play so-so. The coach choose another player and they go to the World Cup.

Guille: I am waiting for everyone March 9th. You, da cold, and us.
Robbie: Sooo cheesy dude.



February 10, 2010 at 9:15 AM  

This is, without a doubt in my mind, the greatest thing to ever appear on the internet. I don't know how you top this Jed. Gino and Frankie better come strong.

February 10, 2010 at 9:30 AM  

Thanks for this it is the funniest thing ever, it really gives insight to how what the team is like off the field.

February 10, 2010 at 10:12 AM  

We love you Guille!!!! This blog is amazing Jed, thanks for giving us fans something to do in the offseason. Pure genius!!!

February 10, 2010 at 11:24 AM  

Fantastic Blog. MASSIVE thanks to Guille for coming back to the Crew. Jed, you gotta keep this blog going during the season as well.

February 10, 2010 at 11:33 AM  

This blog is great. Thanks for the laughs.

February 10, 2010 at 1:02 PM  

Hahaha so awesome

February 10, 2010 at 1:04 PM  

Jed I've never EVER read anyones blog more then once, however, yours if definitely a daily read for me.. Great stuff! Thanks for the great read, best of luck with the training, cant wait for the first match!! - Go Crew

February 10, 2010 at 5:26 PM  

This is great stuff.

Can't wait until Toluca

February 10, 2010 at 6:08 PM  

We need for Robbie & Esteban to check Guille to make sure he still has a pulse... & then terrorize him some more! This is just plain quality entertainment.

February 10, 2010 at 10:12 PM  


Estoy muy emocionado que tú vayas a regresar al Crew. Tú eres mi ídolo, y espero que metes 100000 goles este año.

En la universidad, estudio español (todavía soy lo más horrible con el idioma). El semestre que viene voy a estudiar como extranjero en Buenos Aires... ¿tienes algunas recomendaciones sobre la vida allí?

¡Que disfrutes mucho en Florida!

P.S. ¡A mi me gusta mucho tu sombrero (en la foto)!

February 11, 2010 at 12:33 AM  


This blog is pure genius.

You guys are hysterical!

February 11, 2010 at 1:43 PM  

Sammy Hagar?

February 12, 2010 at 6:42 AM  

Roger Daltry?

February 13, 2010 at 4:18 PM  

Thank you, that was just an awesome post!!!

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