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First day (2-1-10) we get here and it is raining and I feel like I have not left Ohio. Although the weather is one thing you usually look forward to in Florida. Being from Scotland we always go into every battle, wink wink, knowing the pros and cons. Here is my battle list for pre-season in Florida:
Pro:
1)Good weather
Con:
1)Running in the heat
Pro:
2)Lots of card playing, specifically euchre. I win a bunch, Jed thinks he beats me more, but we have a saying for him in Scotland,"He's a daffty"(He is silly).
Con:
2)Running, not in the heat, just plain running.
Pro:
3)Good healthy food at IMG academy.
Con:
3)Good healthy food at IMG academy.
Pro:
4)Not spending any of my own money for two weeks. It's a cheap fort night.
Con:
4)Single bed and no wife; I am getting no lovin this trip, crap.
Pro:
5)Beaches near by, no need to show off the guns anymore, but I do love the sand.
Con:
5)Only one visit to the beach in 14 days, all business and no pleasure.
Pro:
6)There's nae mer pros (I have no more).
Con:
6)Get to my new room and there is no pillow case on my pillow, no hand towels, and the tv is the size of my forearm.
Con:
7)Jed is sleeping five feet from me. Let me tell you about his sleeping. He not only talks in his sleep, but he snores, grinds his teeth, and his wife is not here which means he ain't gettin' no love either, ohhhh crap he is looking at me right now.

That is my wee bit silly face and that is me doing the Scottish Jig. Gotta love it.






2 comments:

oh my, I miss you guys so much. Senor Moffat, congrats on getting married. I can't wait for 3/9/10! Toluca better watch out, cause the Crew has got something in store for them!

And Adam, don't worry about Jed. I'd be way more worried about your brother-in-law, haha! That picture Dunc put up from the wedding has us ALL worried, lol!

February 3, 2010 at 2:17 PM  

"the tv is the size of my forearm"

Gotta love nanotechnology! Ha!

Like Triumph the Insult Comic Dog says (or used to say), "I kid, I kid."

February 4, 2010 at 11:57 AM  

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