Raise your hand if you cannot fit on your bed? 1,2,3...me, Day Eleven By: Jason Garey
Posted by Jed Zayner at 8:54 AMWell, sleeping most nights is pretty good except when my feet hang off the bed. Andy Iro has the loudest snore/snort. I can hear it when the door is closed and I am in the living room and I have to yell at him to shut up. The beds are so squeaky that every time one of us moves it wakes the other up. So, Iro has been sleeping in the living room so he and I can get more sleep.
Where to begin with Andy Iro? He spends a lot of time on the computer. I guess we already went over the snoring. We have very deep political and life discussions. I taught Andy how to fish and he caught a 3 ounce baby snapper. Does he smell good? Iro actually smells good though. He is always lathering himself with cocoa butter. I know I smell though. Eating all that cajun food all my life has messed up my digestive system.
Andy: Fully grown salmon.
Jason: A baby snapper.
Andy: A sweet salmon.
Jason: More like a minnow.
Today we caught 6 or 7 large mouth bass. We had a good time (Steve and Doctor J). We were fishing right by the fields where we train. It was awesome because we were watching TFC play in a scrimmage against UCF (college team) and they were losing to them until the final minute. They scored and you would have thought they won the MLS Cup Championship. Steve and I looked at each other and were wondering why they were freaking out about scoring against a college team that they just tied.
Our inter squad scrimmage was good.
Jason: Andy Iro did not mark me on the free kick when I scored off a rebound.
Andy: No, he was not my guy. Come on.
Jason: Alright I concede I was not your man. I did shut you down on the corners though when you were on offense. You could do absolute nothing.
Andy: Hahaha
Jason: You did punch me in the back one time.
Andy: I did? Yeah well get out of my way bro. Haha
Did a regen in the afternoon and then now we are sitting here watching some tv. I will tell you that I cannot wait to get home to my wife and dogs. I actually made Andy Gruenebaum shovel some snow on my driveway because he is staying at our house. Just two more days.
Let me tell you about my dogs. Ace is a character, He really enjoys the snow. Ace is a full blooded black lab. He is kind of a beast. He rolls around the snow. My wife said the snow was so deep that the dogs would disappear into the snow, jump out, and disappear. If we just got Ace to stop eating stuff off the counters he would be the perfect dog. Lola is our other dog and ahe is awesome. She is a pitbull/lab and well probably 10 other dogs mixed in with those. She is adopted. She is a little mutt. She was abused, so she just loves any attention she can get. She is 40 pounds, but thinks she is a lap dog. She just loves to be on some one's lap. Oh yeah and she lovvvves to chase squirrels, deer, and well anything that moves.
I will leave you with my final words now: WHO DAT.
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Labels: Columbus Crew, fishing, Jason Garey, Who Dat
John Clem said...
That bit about TFC is hilarious. Thanks for sharing as I enjoy how sad they are.
February 12, 2010 at 9:35 AM
ivanov said...
Jason, I just wanted to let you know that you've got Crew fans here in Louisiana (New Orleans).
Keep up the good work on and off the field.
February 12, 2010 at 9:55 AM
OAG said...
That reminds me of the time TFC played Real Madrid and they were down something like 4-0. They scored a goal and went crazy. I'm pretty sure that they guy who scored had tears in his eyes.
February 12, 2010 at 1:00 PM
Anonymous said...
TFC=FAIL, I wonder if you guys know that TFC got a star over there crest for the Tie in the Nutralite Canada Cup.
February 12, 2010 at 2:31 PM
Anonymous said...
Please remember that a TIE is a Canadian WIN, that is why they were so excited.
February 12, 2010 at 2:33 PM
Michael Blankley said...
Cheer up TFC....
Oh what can it mean?
February 12, 2010 at 4:02 PM
Anonymous said...
To some, sad Canadian bastards
And your, shite football team!
February 13, 2010 at 9:40 AM